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Starbucks' Colorful New Spring Cups Put The Red Holiday Cups To Shame

by Robert Anthony
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Move over, #RedCupSeason! Starbucks is releasing all-new cups for spring.

Unlike the company's popular red cups offered during the holiday season, this new line of spring cups are colorful and, as my girl would say, "adorable AF."

Well, I guess the holiday cups are, too.

WTF? Go away, red cups! It's not your turn.

With spring less than a month away, it's time to get vibrant and fun as the weather gradually warms up. According to Cosmopolitan, Starbucks will release its first-ever spring cups on March 16.

The new cups will be offered in three new pastel colors: blue, yellow, and green. Sorry, red cups, but the spring season calls for utilizing more than one color.

Some of the spring cups will feature fun doodles on them while others will be blank so you can do the doodling your damn self.

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In a press release about the cups, Starbucks states they were created because "after the gray days of winter, there's nothing quite like those first few bursts of color that indicate the arrival of springtime."

Touché, Starbucks.

You're going to want to act fast on March 16, though. The spring cups will only be sold at Starbucks locations around the US and Canada for a limited time only.

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Be sure to post a ton of Snapchat and Instagram photos while you have the chance. Otherwise, spring technically will not have happened.

Do you think Starbucks will release new summer cups, too? If so, I think I have a few solid ideas that might just beat out the popularity of the coveted red cups and even the new spring cups...

Picture it: a clear, cold cup clad in an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini. If you're not impressed with that, try envisioning a cup painted to look like it has really bad tan lines.

You can send me my check in the mail whenever you're ready, Starbucks mermaid (the Siren).

Citations: Stop Everything Because Starbucks Just Released Spring Cups and They Are So Damn Cute (Cosmopolitan)