Not to be dramatic, but Timothée Chalamet could call me by any name he wants, and I would be OK with it. Whether he's playing a recovering addict, a brooding base player, or a king with a bowl cut, Chalamet always manages to look devastatingly handsome — and, oh yeah, he's also talented AF. He may be taken by Lily-Rose Depp, but that won't stop me from thirsting after him, and it definitely won't stop the internet. I've rounded up some tweets about crushing on Timothée Chalamet that totally capture the devotion of his fandom, and IMO, they're so relatable.
Perhaps it's his impeccable bone structure. Maybe it's his lustrous locks of hair. It could also be the fact that he looks like the subject of a Renaissance painting come to life. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and it's OK if Chalamet isn't your cup of tea, but I'll just say this: Have you ever heard him speak French? Have you ever watched him cry for nearly four minutes straight while staring into a fireplace? Have you seen what this guy can do to a peach??? For all the Chalamet stans out there, these thirsty tweets will totally speak to you.
This Red Carpet Recognition
FTR, he really should have won best supporting actor for Beautiful Boy.
This Perfect Clapback
There are two types of people in the world: those who think Timothée Chalamet is hot, and those who are wrong.
This Uneasy Feeling
Oh, good, I'm not the only one who has this reaction.
This Mood Booster
Seretonin = boosted.
This 'Call Me By Your Name' Reference
As much as I love Elio and Oliver, I can't help but feel for Marzia. She was so close, yet so far.
This Opinionated Fan
It's called freedom of speech. Look it up.
This Difficult Choice
If I can't have the former, then I'll gladly take the latter.
This Missing Piece
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Timothée Chalamet.
This Cutting Comment
It would honestly be an honor.
This Necessary Clarification
His beauty is beyond compare. Don't @ me.
This Unanimous Vote
*Breathes heavily*
This Rude Awakening
You hate to see it.
This Dramatic Declaration
Show me someone who looks better in leather. I'll wait.
This Honorable Mention
Oh, to be Timothée Chalamet's ex...
This Important Rule
Can someone embroider this on a pillow for me?
This Laurie Lover
I can't even with that smirk.
This Show Of Support
In this essay, I will —
This Relatable Reaction
Honestly, I don't see the problem here.
This Small Gesture
Somebody send help.
This Explosive Response
Timothée Chalamet: *breathes*
Me: 💥
Hey Timmy, I'm happy for you and Lily-Rose, for real, but if it doesn't work out, feel free to shoot me a DM.