35 Halloweentown Quotes Because A Normal Caption Is “Vastly Overrated”

No truer words have been spoken than when Marnie Piper proclaimed “Halloween is cool” in the Disney Channel original movie Halloweentown. The spooky season is not only a great time to revisit this DCOM classic for a movie night with your besties, but you can also carve pumpkins, visit some haunted houses, and dress up in your witchy best. As you’re celebrating, keep these Halloweentown quotes for captions on Instagram ready to go to document your adventures.

From skeleton cab drivers to werewolf barbers, Halloweentown has everything you could ever want this time of year. You love it so much that you may even have the Spirit of Halloween festival — aka the filming location of the first Halloweentown movie — on your wanderlust list to visit someday soon. When you’re there, you could snap a pic in front of the jack-o-lantern at the center of the town like you’re Marnie, and post right away with your favorite Halloweentown quotes.

Of course, you could also just plan a Halloweentown-inspired party at home with your BFFs. Make some delicious Halloween popcorn balls, pumpkin pie bites, and witches brew to enjoy. As you’re gathering the snacks, you’ll feel like Marnie collecting the right ingredients to make the potion to light up Merlin's talisman. Once you’ve got a cozy blanket fort set up, snap a cozy selfie to share on Insta with Halloweentown quotes and press play on Disney+.

The streaming platform has all four movies from the series, like Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge, as well, so you could plan an outdoor film festival to marathon watch all the movies back to back. If you’d rather spread them out and watch as your lead-up to Oct. 31, that’s a great idea as well. Whatever the plan may be, though, make sure you use these 35 quotes from Halloweentown to caption all your festive pics.

1. "Halloween is cool." — Marnie
2. "Being normal is vastly overrated." — Aggie Cromwell
3. "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." — Aggie Cromwell
4. "Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble." — Aggie Cromwell
5. "I've always said that the movies could teach us so much." — Aggie Cromwell
6. "How are we supposed to grow up if we're not allowed to go into the world, try new things, and take some risks?" — Marnie
7. "I wanna help you fight the bad thing!" — Sophie
8. "I'm getting that deja vu feeling again!" — Marnie
9. "I have my reasons, and I will explain them to you when you're… taller." — Gwen Piper
10. "I really want that cookie." — Sophie
11. "I mean, nobody around here really appreciates my taste in weird stuff." — Marnie
12. "You can't tell what's in a monster's heart just by looking at 'em. I mean, sometimes, some of the slimiest, raunchiest, ugliest little monsters turn out to be the nicest." — Aggie Cromwell
13. "Your only power was the power to keep us apart, and now you don't have that power anymore!" — Marnie
14. "I need someone who believes that anything is possible. Do you believe that?" — Marnie
15. "We call on the dreams of creature and mortal to heal the wounds the worlds divided. From now on we can each create a portal and each of us our own path decide." — The Cromwells
16. "Grandma hasn't taught me how to fly yet!" — Sophie
17. "We'll fly it out!" — Aggie Cromwell
18. "See you in the afterlife." — Benny
19. "So this world wide web I've heard about... Does it involve spiders?" — Aggie Cromwell
20. “Halloween is cool, nature boy. I mean, it's exciting, strange, and ancient. Plus, Mom and Dad met on Halloween.” — Marnie
21. "Does anyone know where we can find a swamp?" — Dylan
22. "Wastrel youth of benighted hours, be thee vanquished by my powers!" — Gwen Piper
23. “There are just some things about Halloween that you don’t understand.” — Gwen Piper
24. “It's not polite to stare.” — Marnie
25. “It's just one night, what is the big deal?” — Marnie
26. “Why are you so obsessed with Halloween?” — Dylan
27. “Why can't you pick some other holiday to get hung up on, like Arbor Day? Trees are important too, you know.” — Dylan
28. “I need another Cromwell witch!” — Aggie Cromwell
29. “My neighbors disappear sometimes too. It's called moving.” — Gwen Piper
30. “It’s the bad thing.” — Sophie
31. "We have to finish that witch's brew." — Marnie
32. “Bey tiki mah, bey tiki fear, bey tiki ain, leadith mithom noth bid.” — Sophie
33. “My poor little sister should be out trick-or-treating, but you've kept her from a normal childhood and now she's a wall ornament.” — Marnie
34. “Mortals see, mortals do.” — Aggie Cromwell
35. “Catch me in the next life!” – Benny