80 Mean Girls Quotes For Instagram Captions That Are So Fetch

If you had to choose the most quotable movie of all time, there's no denying it would be Mean Girls. All the prayer-hand emojis go out to Tina Fey for writing the iconic film and creating a slay that’s stood the test of time, ever since it was released back in 2004. While Gretchen Wieners is probably still trying to make "fetch" happen in 2022, you and your besties have no problems embracing your "grool" vibes together. On Oct. 3, aka the day of Cady’s infamous interaction with Aaron Samuels, or any day you’re feeling personally victimized by life, you'll want to use some of the most memorable Mean Girls quotes for Instagram to pair with your “plastic” memes and OOTD posts.

This Mean Girls Day, dress like it’s Wednesday by getting decked out in Barbiecore-pink from head to toe while sharing plenty of “It’s Oct. 3” memes to your page. So, get yourself a pretty-in-pink outfit selfie to post to the 'Gram, and caption it with one of the Plastics' legendary lines. Whether you're Team "Fetch" or "It's Not Going To Happen," you and your crew definitely need to celebrate by having a besties' night in to watch the movie.

It's true that the limit does not exist — when it comes to how many times you rewatch Mean Girls, that is — and that also applies to the best Mean Girls lines you love to laugh at and unironically embody. Check out the best 80 Mean Girls quotes you can use as Instagram captions for a “Fetch” ‘fit pic or pinkalicious squad photo on a Wednesday.

• "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular." — Gretchen Wieners
• "You go, Glen Coco!" — Damian
• "That is so fetch!" — Gretchen Wieners
• "Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die." — Coach Carr
• “One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.” — Bethany Byrd
• "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen!" — Regina George

• "It's October 3." — Cady Heron
• "But you're, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you're really pretty?" — Regina George
• "You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?" — Karen Smith
• "So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins..." — Karen Smith
• "You can't sit with us!" — Gretchen Wieners
• "It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain." — Karen Smith
• "Four for you, Glen Coco." — Damian
• "There's a 30% chance that it's already raining." — Karen Smith
• "On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" — Karen Smith
• "It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!" — Cady Heron
• "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!" — Mrs. George

• "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar." — Gretchen Wieners
• "Get in loser, we're going shopping." — Regina George
• "That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets." — Damian
• "I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. I'm sick." — Karen Smith
• “Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.” — Cady Heron
• “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!” — Regina George
• “Fine! You can walk home, b*tches.” — Regina George
• “I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.” — Student
• “I have really bad breath in the morning.” — Cady Heron
• “I saw Cady Heron wearing Army pants and flip-flops, so I bought Army pants and flip-flops.” — Bethany Byrd
• “Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.” — Gretchen Wieners
• “I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently, there’s lots of things that can be wrong on your body.” — Cady Heron
• "I'm a mouse, duh!" — Karen Smith

• "She doesn't even go here!" — Damian
• “Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” — Janis Ian
• “We only carry sizes one, three, and five. You could try Sears.” – Sales associate
• “Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front of a bus, so that’s not good.” — Cady Heron
• “I don’t know why. It’s probably because I have a big, fat lesbian crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!” — Janis Ian
• “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love you.” — Mrs. George
• “She’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, ‘Why are you so obsessed with me?'” — Regina George
• “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs.” — Homeschooled boy
• “I mean, no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” — Gretchen Wieners
• “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.” — Principal Duvall
• “Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!” — Jason
• “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed b*tch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.” — Student Girl
• "Danny DeVito, I love your work!" — Damian

• "Grool. I meant to say cool but then I started to say great." — Cady Heron
• "I want my pink shirt back!" — Damian
• "Is butter a carb?" — Regina George
• "Your mom's chest hair!" — Janis Ian
• "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy." — Crying girl
• "Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen." — Regina George
• and started talking to me about crack." — Cady Heron
• "Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries." — Regina George
• "You know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoop earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.” — Gretchen Wieners
• "So, you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!" — Regina George
• "Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!" — Principal Duvall
• "The limit does not exist." — Cady Heron

• "Your face smells like peppermint!" — Aaron Samuels
• "Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MCs ain't got nothing on me." — Kevin G
• "Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George." — Ms. Norbury
• "There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it." — Janis Ian
• “I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this." – Gretchen Wieners
• "Damn. I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang." — Kevin G.
• "In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it." — Cady Heron
• "Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God, that was one time!" — Amber
• "They're teen royalty. If North Shore was ‘Us Weekly,’ they would be always on the cover." — Damian
• "I know I may seem like I was being a b*tch, but that's only because I was acting like a b*tch." — Cady Heron
• “Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.” – Gretchen Wieners
• “Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Wieners
• "Boo, you whore." — Regina George
• "It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!" — Bethany Byrd
• "Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now." — Karen Smith
• "I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me
• "She’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” — Janis Ian

• "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" — Jason
• “You smell like a baby prostitute.” — Janis Ian
• “Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” — Principal Duvall
• “She was like, ‘I’m a pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.'” — Cady Heron
• “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness?” — Janis Ian
• “Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” – Ms. Norbury
• “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!” – Karen Smith
• “I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.” — Principal Duvall
• “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia… and die.” – Coach Carr