These Falcon Quotes In 'The Falcon & The Winter Soldier' Make Quippy IG Captions

While Sam Wilson — aka The Falcon — may doubt whether or not he deserves Captain America's shield in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, there is no doubt in Marvel fans' minds. Anthony Mackie's iconic character has everything he needs to be the next Cap, including the charm. When he's not fighting bad guys, Sam is cracking jokes or messing with Bucky. In fact, a lot of The Falcon's quippy quotes in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier from the Disney+ series would make amazing Instagram captions for your LOL-worthy snaps.

One of the reasons you tune into TFATWS week after week is for the hilarious moments between The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Bucky Barnes, played by Sebastian Stan, has that whole brooding bad boy act down, and Sam is there to make sure he doesn't take himself too seriously. (Someone's got to take him down a notch after all.) Some of the most iconic moments from the series so far are when Sam is having fun, like when he brought up the "big three" that the Avengers always fight. And you can't forget the staring contest between the two reluctant partners in Episode 2, "The Star-Spangled Man." That's why these 35 Falcon quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier are just what you need to caption your next sassy selfie. You could even use them with a snap with your bestie who you love to joke around with as well.

1. "Is that a new thing? Bad guys give themselves bad names."
2. "I have a feeling they might be a part of the 'big three': androids, aliens, and wizards."
3. "I assume you're not gonna move your seat up."
4. "Symbols are nothing without the women and men that give them meaning."
5. "That's definitely a thing."
6. "I can't run in these heels!"
7. "Trust me. Every time something gets better for one group, it gets bad for another."
8. "Look at you. All stealthy."
9. "Did you forget that? You think the Wakandans forgot about it? It's a rhetorical question. They didn't."
10. "A sorcerer is a wizard without a hat. Think about it, right? I'm right. I just came up with it, it's great."
11. "Enjoy your ride, Buck."
12. "Where do we start?"
13. "I have a plan."
14. "That little girl kicked your a**."
15. "It feels like it belongs to someone else."
16. "It doesn't have to be a war."
17. "And I can fly. Who gives a sh*t?"
18. "You get used to it."
19. "We look damn good, though."
20. "How do you know about Gandalf?"
21. "The incredibly annoying guy in front of me with the staring problem."
22. "I have all of that on camera. You know that, right?"
23. "Let's get to work."
24. "You went the wrong way."
25. "Coworkers."
26. "So, what do you want me to do? Call America and tell them I changed my mind?"
27. "Why not? That's what Steve called you."
28. "It's a great reunion, buddy. Be well!"
29. "Don't hurt him?"
30. "You're doing the staring thing again."
31. "I'm just messing with you. Come back!"
32. "What did I miss? Nothing."
33. "I don't wanna live the rest of my life la vida loca."
34. "It's always that last line."
35. "It's very close. That's what you wanted, right?"