Chrissy & John Casually Made Out Pantsless At Kris Jenner's House

Are you ready for the most bizarre piece of information you'll take in all day? Brace yourself, because this whole story is just... a lot. Here it goes: John Legend and Chrissy Teigen made out pantsless at Kris Jenner's house during a dinner party on Dec. 18. Luckily for, well, the entire internet, Jenner posted a lengthy and hilarious Instagram Story showcasing Teigen and Legend's bizarre behavior throughout the night. While the A-list couple is known for their sense of humor, this takes their antics to an entirely new level. And believe it or not, the semi-naked embrace wasn't even the strangest thing they did at dinner.

In the series of videos Jenner posted, Teigen and Legend start by making out on a bed in their host's house, then continue their romp on the floor of a closet. “Is this happening?!” Jenner exclaimed as Teigen and Legend rolled around, audibly kissing and smacking lips. "Worst dinner guests ever," the momager added. Rather than explaining their over-the-top PDA, the couple continued to get it on. When the mood strikes, I guess the mood strikes, right?

Here they are flaunting the intensity of their love in Jenner's (wildly oversized, extremely comfortable-looking) bed:

And here they are majorly getting it on in Jenner's closet:

This was just one of many strange things that apparently happened that night. Jenner's Insta Story started off by showing Teigen comfortably sitting on the couch chilling. "OK, so you guys know how I've been asking Chrissy Teigen to teach me how to cook and she came over for dinner tonight and I thought she would teach me something, like an appetizer, whatever, dessert," Jenner explained. "And there she is, just kind of on the couch not paying any attention to me at all. I’m not sure what to do."

After chilling on the couch totally unfazed by Jenner, Teigen went on to "steal" gifts out of the Kardashian-Jenner matriarch's stockings. "OK, so she’s stealing stuff out of our stockings," Jenner narrated as she filmed Teigen grabbing stuff out of the stockings. "It’s wild. She comes over, she looks beautiful, but she’s taking stuff out of our decorations. If they end up in her car I’m really going to be pissed." (Jenner eventually ended her story by filming Teigen running from the house's security team with bags and bags of merchandise as she screamed, "I brought these from home!")

I believe the moment that truly lead to the now infamous make out sesh was when Legend and Teigen started lounging a little too intimately on Jenner's couch. "They’re making themselves way too comfortable," Jenner said as she recorded Legend taking Teigen's shoes off as they lounged on the couch. "I’m not sure what’s happening but they’re getting ready for bed. This is ridiculous."

Hey, at least they didn't have their shoes on while they were on her bed. Silver linings, people!