Harry Styles just dropped the "Kiwi" music video, and I've never been so confused in my life. Seriously, "Kiwi" is hands down the most sexual song on the Harry Styles album, and this music video is all about kids having a food fight and playing with puppies?! Harry, honey, please tell me what this means. Like, I love it with my entire being because your presence is a gift, but what is this music video about?! Other fans are hella confused about this video as well, and the tweets about Harry Styles' "Kiwi" video prove it.
First of all, Harry Styles is missing for the entire video until he comes in near the end with a HOARD OF PUPPIES. Second of all, I can handle none of this. That suit he's wearing? End me. That smirk he gives at the end? I have no chance of survival. The puppies and the cupcakes? Jesus, take the wheel. If this video were the music video for literally any other song, it would probably make sense. But the "Kiwi" lyrics are so freaking SEXUAL, you guys. I just don't get how it has anything to do with a bunch of kids ruining their school picture day (adorably). The "Kiwi" lyrics go:
She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes. Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect. And all the boys, they were saying they were into it. Such a pretty face, on a pretty neck.
She's driving me crazy, but I'm into it, but I'm into it. I'm kind of into it. It's getting crazy, I think I'm losing it, I think I'm losing it. I think she said "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business" (None of your, none of your). "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." "I'm having your baby, it's none of your, it's none of your."
Fans seemed to be straight-up confused about the video.
Others think it's basically the Kidz Bop version of Dunkirk.
Some could care less about anything in the video except for the smirk we got at the end, which completely ended me.
Some fans think it's a classic Harry Styles move.
The rest of the "Kiwi" lyrics go:
It's New York, baby, always jacked up. Whole tunnels, foreign noses always backed up. When she's alone, she goes home to a cactus. In a black dress, she's such an actress.
Driving me crazy, but I'm into it, but I'm into it. I'm kind of into it. It's getting crazy, I think I'm losing it, I think I'm losing it. I think she said "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business" (None of your, none of your). "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." "I'm having your baby, it's none of your, it's none of your."
She sits beside me like a silhouette. Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet. And now she's all over me, it's like I paid for it. It's like I paid for it, I'm gonna pay for this.
It's none of your, it's none of your. "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business" (It's none of your, none of your). "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business" (It's none of your, none of your).
Listen, no matter how irrelevant the "Kiwi" music video is to the "Kiwi" lyrics, we can all agree that Harry Styles the solo artist is the greatest thing to ever happen to 2017 besides Beyoncé's twins.
