When You Need To Be A Little Shady, These Clever Things Are Effing Amazing

This deodorizing spray has a specially-designed formula that doesn’t just mask or block odors but completely eliminates them at the source. It’s powerful at removing stink from cigarette smoke, cigar smoke, cannabis smoke, and campfire smoke, which are notoriously tricky to get rid of. It’s great for your home, car, or anywhere else you might not want this smell to linger.

Whether you’re traveling, going for a jog, or just walking around with some secrets, these socks can keep all your valuables safe and out of sight. They feature a hidden zipper pocket that’s great for storing cash, cards, IDs, keys, and more. Plus, the sock itself is made of a breathable and comfortable material that gives you some extra cushion while you wear them.

• Available size: 6-13 – 7-13
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These might look like an inconspicuous sunscreen bottles, but they’re actually flasks. You read that right. Each bottle holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage nice and hidden so you can try and bring it with you anywhere, whether you’re at a festival or the beach. They have leakproof lids and come with carabiners to attach to your bag.

Grab a copy of this book and learn from the best when it comes to, well, trickery and deception. It was once a top-secret training manual for CIA field agents written by a renowned magician. Now, it can give you an inside look at all their Cold War tricks — from mind-control to chemical interrogation to thwarting the other side’s questioning. One reviewer wrote, “Bob Wallace and Keith Melton have done a magnificent job at giving us a peek into the workings of one of the most secretive organizations man has ever created. The shear fact that they were able to discover this ‘lost piece’ of history and even more amazing to get it declassified is great. For amateur magicians it give us an interesting perspective on other ways to use our art. It is, after all, a magic instruction manual.”

Nothing screams sneaky spy like a multi-tool disguised as a hair clip. Not only will each clip hold your hair back without damaging your locks, but it has a ton of practical functions built right in. It’s made of sturdy stainless steel and also works as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler, and box cutter. Then you can clip it back into your hair until you need it again.

Scheduling clandestine plans? Need to write some secret notes? Check out these pens with invisible ink — just like the movies. Write down anything you need to keep secret, and the message is only visible underneath the pen’s built-in UV flashlight. Reviewers noted these are great for secrets, of course, but also for RSVPs.

If you’re looking to keep an eye on your home, your car, or other personal property, check out this ultra tiny camera. It might be smaller than your thumb, which makes it great for hiding, but it’s also powerful. It gives you crisp, detailed video and it’s motion-activated, so it automatically grabs moving objects within 15 feet. It also operates with an app to give you alerts when it senses something moving.

If you have any cash, documents, keys, jewelry, or other valuables you’d rather keep hidden, this soup can is a great option. When sitting in your pantry with all your other canned items, no one will know it’s actually hiding important items. It has an easy-to-twist lid on the bottom that keeps everything secure without giving anything away.

If you can’t shred your important documents before throwing them out, this stamp is a great alternative to keep your information secure. Simply roll it on top of the paper, and it covers your text in the word “confidential” over and over, making everything underneath unreadable. It comes with three ink refills.

If you need to convince your boss your online while you’re watching TV, working out, or running errands, check out this mouse jiggler. It plugs into your computer’s USB port and automatically moves the mouse around the screen to make it seem like you’re working and stay active on Slack or Teams. It has two modes, including one that’s so subtle, reviewers noted you can keep it on at all times.

Share a bottle of your favorite wine anywhere with this beach bag. Not only is it functional enough to carry your towels, sunscreen, and book, but it has a built-in cooler that can hold up to 1.5 liters of wine — or any other beverage. Then, hidden underneath a flap on the outside of the bag, is a spout to pour everything from.

This privacy screen uses magnets to adhere to your laptop’s screen to stop wandering eyes from seeing what you’re working on. It has a clear, HD view from the front, but it’s completely blacked out if looking at your computer from the sides. It comes in a bunch of different sizes to customize it to the size of your computer.

While this might look like an ordinary stack of hardcover books, it’s actually a hollow storage box so you can tuck things behind it. Whether you want to clean up and hide your cable box or you’re wanting to keep some valuables out of sight, this stack of books is a discreet, stylish option. Plus, it’s fully customizable — you can choose the size, color scheme, and more.

Not only is this scarf fashion-forward with its infinity loop design and super soft fabric, but it’s sneaky-forward too with a built-in hidden zipper pocket. The pocket is 4.7-by-6 inches, so it’s great for storing your phone, passport, keys, cash, wallet, and other valuables you want to keep close and accessible but away from sticky fingers.

• Available sizes: One size
• Available colors: 15

This portable blackout curtain has huge fans among anyone who needs to sleep — or be a little shady — in total darkness. It uses suction cups to secure to the perimeter of the window and block out between 95% and 100% of outside light. It weighs just 1.43 pounds, and it comes with a bag for easy transport.

It’s always a good idea to keep your laptop camera covered — you never know who has access to what these days. These teeny covers are ultra thin and use adhesive to stick to your computer’s webcam, and they’re also small enough for your phone or tablet. They feature a convenient swiping dial so you can swipe it one way to cover the camera and the other way to open the camera to use when you need it.

If you find yourself needing to discreetly record a voice memo or something you want to remember for later, this pen would be the perfect tool. It looks like a pen and writes like a pen, but it’s actual a mini recorder that can hold up to 776 hours of files. It has auto adjustment to block out background noise and an easy one-touch activation to remain as inconspicuous as possible.

This door lock can be installed on any door for added security whether you’re at home, staying at a hotel, or chilling at an AirBnB. It doesn’t require any tools to install — all you have to do is insert the lock’s claws into the door strike, close the door to lock it into place, attach the red handle, align the metal rod, and rest easy.

If you need to hide your favorite snacks from siblings, roommates, partners, kids — you name it — check out these sneaky and reusable zip-top bags. Each one featuring pictures of random and, frankly, unappealing foods that you can hide the actual good snacks inside like your favorite chips or cookies.

We love personal safety over here, and this alarm is a must-have in case of emergencies — just check it’s 4.7-star rating on Amazon. It clips directly into your purse or keychain and all you have to do is pull the two pieces apart and a wildly loud alarm sounds and a light flashes to draw attention to yourself. It has a battery life of one year on a single charge.

This wallet has a connector clasp that you can attach to your bra strap to keep your valuables close and pick-pocket-proof while you’re traveling. It’s big enough to hold your passport as well as cash, cards, keys, jewelry, and more. It has a double snap closure that keeps everything inside safe.

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Give yourself a ton of privacy without sacrificing your view and natural light with this window tinting film. It uses static cling to attach to the window without glue or adhesive so it’s easy to remove. And it has a reflective mirror effect that makes it difficult to see inside without blocking your own view. As a bonus, it protects from UV rays and can even help with temperature control.

While these sunglasses look ordinary and inconspicuous, they’re actually an amateur spy’s essential — they let you see behind you. They have a special coating that lets you look straight while seeing everything behind your back. As the brand says, it’s like having a rearview mirror while you’re walking down the street.

Slip one of these silicone sleeves on whatever 12-ounce can you want, and it will instantly look like a can of Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Sprite, or Coke Zero. It’s great for disguising beverages while you’re on the beach, at a concert, on a boat, or tailgating. They fit all traditionally sized 12-ounce cans and are super easy to clean in case of spills.

This pen can be used to write the next great American novel or to break glass in case of an emergency. The pen cap is made with tungsten steel, and the body is made of aerospace-grade aluminum. Together, they’re incredibly strong and durable, giving you the ability to break car window glass if you’re stuck inside or use the pen to defend yourself if you need it.

This hanger pocket is a must-have while you’re staying at a hotel or AirBnB. You attach it to standard hangers and then can use it to hang your clothes like normal, but of course, it’s a hidden zipper pocket with an extra-wide opening that can be used to store your documents, IDs, cash, jewelry, and other valuables. Meanwhile, the hanger looks ordinary, so no one will even think to check for a hidden pocket.

This pouch has layers of nanomaterial metal mesh and RFID shielding fabric that work to block the signal of anything you place inside. It works on everything from cell phones to car keys. It can also be used to protect your credit cards from identity theft via RFID readers. And there’s no need to worry — it’s safe to use on magnetism-sensitive items.

This faux shrub fence is a must-have for anyone looking for more privacy on your balcony or back yard. First of all, it looks like realistic ivy to cover up any eyesores on the fence and keep your space looking high-end. Second, it has an effortless installation that really does give you so much privacy.

If you don’t want to pay for an actual surveillance service but you still want to deter thieves, check out these super cheap fake cameras. They can be installed easily with screws and they take AAA batteries which set off a red light to make them look like they’re recording. They can be installed indoors or outdoors and even come with a “24 Hour Security Cameras Recording” sticker.

No matter where you are — at a bar, on a run, at a concert — you can keep small valuables stashed away inside this clever scrunchie. Though it has a chic velvet exterior, the scrunchie has a built-in hidden zipper pocket that can hold small things like keys and cash to keep them safe and out of sight.

Great for gym lockers or storage units, this padlock is fingerprint activated for extra security. It can hold up to 100 fingerprints, and it connects to an app that will show you the last 1,000 lock activities — including who opened it and at what time. It’s waterproof and suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

What’s brilliant and sneaky about this fob is that it will blend onto your keychain without giving anyone any reason to doubt it. In reality, it’s actually hollow and is a great place to store pills, cash, and more. It’s an especially great place to store jewelry while you’re at the gym, nail salon, or beach.

Whether you’re prepping an emergency go bag or you’re heading out on a camping trip soon, this kit has 19 important things to get you ready. It comes with everything from a multitool to a seatbelt cutter to a fire starter to multiple whistles. Everything comes in a lightweight box that’s waterproof and shockproof.

Using advanced encryption and VPN technology, this easy-to-install cybersecurity software runs on Windows, MacOS, Android, iOS and more to protect your personal information that’s stored on your devices; you can even set it up for other countries. It can protect up to 10 devices and comes with a one-year subscription.

With a 1.5-ounce capacity, these long and narrow shot-sized flasks are disguised inside reusable tampon wrappers so no one will question what’s actually inside. The set comes with 12 flasks and wrappers, a realistic box to store them all in, a funnel to make filling easy, and a spout to pour.

This James Bond-worthy gadget uses infrared laser scanning to find hidden camera lenses and magnetic field detection to find transmission signals and alert you if there are any unwanted bugs or trackers around. It has a built-in flashlight so you can find things in the dark, and it’s great for using in hotels or AirBnBs. One reviewer wrote, “This is an awesome device. This is a must have if you value privacy. This thing works great, it's small, discreet, easy to use and works as advertised. Definitely a necessity when it comes to protecting your privacy”

Nothing says covert like wearing oversized sunglasses and a baseball cap to conceal your identity. These are ultra lightweight and feature a chic and seamless design that looks stylish and keep you covered while protecting your eyes from UVA and UVB rays. These sunnies have an integrated nose pad and comfortable ear temples.

If you need a place to keep a spare key but don’t want to use the classic (and obvious) hollow rock situation, check out this sprinkler head. It’s super realistic-looking, waterproof, and impact-resistant so you can push it into the grass and position it like an actual sprinkler head.

This window tint film comes in five different strengths to let in anywhere from 70% of light to just 5% of light, giving you more privacy while you’re driving without blocking your view outside. It comes in a dozen sizes but can be cut to fit the exact size of your car’s windows without blocking any navigation signals in the car. (Just be sure to check your local laws on what level of tint is permitted for car windows).

This belt features 360-degree storage and is great for wearing while you’re working out or traveling. It features three pouches and one zipper pocket that can hold everything from your phone and keys to snacks and exercise essentials. It fits snugly around your waist and hips and won’t fall down while you’re moving.

This alarm features two separate pieces attached with a magnet that you mount to your doors and windows. When the door or window is open and the magnet separates from the base, a loud 120-decibel alarm sounds. It’s great for deterring crime or just simply alerting you when someone enters or exits.

Cover up your tracks with this portable toilet spray from fan-favorite brand Poo-Pourri. It comes with five different scents in small 10-milliliter bottles you can discreetly take with you anywhere. Just spray into the toilet before you go, and it traps odors underneath the water so no one’s the wiser.

For times when you don’t want other people to know you’ve already dipped into that wine bottle, there’s this clever resealing kit. It comes with 30 cork stoppers and heat-shrinkable caps in three colors that seal over the bottle’s top so it looks like you just brought it home from the liquor store. One reviewer wrote, “I poured hot water over the wrap and it shrunk perfectly looking like it came from a store [...] The three different colors allow a lot of versatility in packaging.”

If you travel often, you need to bring this blacklight flashlight with you. It uses 68 UV LEDs to create a wide light that can reveal any hidden stains in a hotel room or AirBnB. It’s battery-operated and portable. It can even be used to detect bed bugs, pet stains, glow rocks, and scorpions.

If you want a small safe you can easily integrate into your home, check out this one. Disguised as the New English Dictionary, the safe measures 9.5-by-6.1 inches and fits seamlessly onto your bookshelf. No one will guess that you have cash, important documents, valuable jewelry, and more locked safely inside.

This versatile security bar has notches that can be adjusted from 17.5 to 43 inches long to use as a stopper in sliding doors and windows. It also has an attachable prong that can be placed underneath a door knob to use it as a stopper for normal doors, too. It’s best used on wood, tile, carpet, and vinyl and requires no other tools for use.

Not only are these undies made of a silky soft material that’s breathable and feels great on your skin, but they also feature zipper pockets that allow you to stash your valuables in a place no one will find them. Great for cash, cards, passports, keys, and other valuables, the underwear stores your things so you can go hands-free.

• Available sizes: Large
• Available colors: 1

This privacy screen features reinforced metal holes that are attached to your balcony’s rails using zip ties for a full installation in minutes. It creates a clean and seamless look around your space that also gives you a ton of privacy from any wandering eyes. Plus, it comes in a ton of colors and sizes.

This noise machine features six soothing sounds — from rain to white noise — which can not only help you fall asleep but also help drown out conversations you don’t want anyone else hearing. It has auto-timer modes for 15, 30, or 60 minutes and a small footprint so you can take it with you on-the-go.

Sure, this hairbrush has hard and soft bristles that can actually be used to brush your hair, but it also features a hollow center with a lid that can hide cash, flash drives, and valuable jewelry in plain sight. It blends in with all your other haircare tools, and no one will guess it’s actually a tiny safe.