Finding the right throw pillows to decorate your room is a surprisingly tedious task.
There are a ton of factors you need to take into consideration, such as the color of your couch, the hue of the walls and the patterns of the fabric used on the cushions.
Unless you're an interior designer, the process can be a tough one — but the hard work is always worth it when the perfect pillows pull your living room together.
In fact, without throw pillows, your room will look naked.
Speaking of looking naked, let's talk about penises.
Yes, I know that was a rather abrupt change of topics, but I promise it's relevant.
A seemingly oblivious mother recently bought a few decorative throw pillows with blue floral designs and didn't notice there are a bunch of penises hidden in the flowers.
You know what? "Hidden" is a strong word. These artistic penises are obviously protruding from the flowers, and I think the mother just chose not to accept it.
See? The pillow is covered in male genitalia.
(I still think it's cute AF and I'd definitely buy one for my apartment, though.)
After the woman's purchase, her child posted a picture of the penis pillows to Reddit and captioned the picture, "My mother bought these throw pillows... "
Needless to say, Reddit had a blast.
Some users pridefully commented on the pictures and said things like, "That's a dick!" and "Well, one of them is hard!"
They even agreed "They do tie the room together."
However, others were just as oblivious as the mother and didn't notice the penises at first.
Some people were looking for vaginas since the pattern is floral... that is, until they saw a "throbbing vein" in the middle of the pillow.
"Oh, that's a penis!"
"I couldn't figure it out for the longest time."
"Oh god they're all dicks."
People aren't disappointed about them.
I personally hope she still used the pillows to decorate her home.
There's nothing is wrong with a little penis art here and there.
Citations: My mother bought these throw pillows.. (Reddit)
