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These Tweets Perfectly Sum Up What We're All Thinking About The iPhone 7

by Kaylin Pound
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If you've been paying attention to the latest tech news, you probably know Apple just made a pretty big announcement.

That's right, yesterday, the company held an event in San Francisco, where it finally unveiled the highly anticipated iPhone 7 design.

During the event, Apple explained some of the iPhone 7's latest innovations, like a new dual camera and a water-resistant body.

However, the presenters also dropped a major bomb on the iPhone community when they revealed the iPhone 7 would have wireless headphones and no headphone jack.

As you can imagine, people had a lot of feelings about this announcement, and the Twitter-verse is exploding with all sorts of reactions to the phone's new features.

Apple just gave the world a glimpse of the almighty iPhone 7...

I already lost the "headphones" just by looking at the picture #AppleEvent#iPhone7 pic.twitter.com/Q19qyB6mEi — Nebeel (@hyp3rfr3ak) September 8, 2016

...and now, lots of people are poking fun at the phone's new features.

Jacks out for Harambe pic.twitter.com/Snj9USIOtj — mike (@_TORTS_) September 9, 2016

The iPhone 7's cordless headphones have a lot of introverts up in arms...

Sorry Apple, but I depend on a dangling earbud cord to signal to others that I don't want to interact. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 7, 2016

...and some have made a good point that these minimalistic headphones pose a serious choking hazard.

there is no way in hell i won't accidentally swallow these headphones somehow pic.twitter.com/oPLPGNimFj — pilot adultman (@pilotbacon) September 7, 2016

Apple customers are worried they're going to lose those little AirPods on the reg.

Searching my #AirPods after #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/ymiHQvz0Lo — Amit Panchal (@AmitHPanchal) September 7, 2016

Some are even proposing that Apple add a "Find My AirPod" feature to the Find My iPhone app...

They better have 'Find My #AirPods' for the price of those headphones… #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/aMhCW4Vzin — Sāvion (@SavionWright) September 7, 2016

...while others have demonstrated that finding a suitable replacement for these stupid earbuds will be easy.

JUST GOT THOSE NEW AIRPODS pic.twitter.com/F77D9aKRD5 — NO CHILL (@NoChillPosts) September 8, 2016

Thanks to the new design, the aux cord struggle is seriously real with the iPhone 7...

When they pass you the aux but you have an iPhone 7.. pic.twitter.com/AOSNdsg901 — Drink For Harambe (@ShaquilleHoNeal) September 9, 2016

...and the Twitter-verse thinks Apple was pretty selfish by not making room for a jack on the new phone.

.@Apple So there's room for jack but ur not gonna put it on there. Second time this has happened. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/5tIEWQpjJZ — nascarcasm (@nascarcasm) September 7, 2016

But rest assured Apple hasn't taken this glorious feature away from us.

Fortunately iPhone 7 retains this important feature pic.twitter.com/kLJ9yDUxhz — Danny Sullivan (@dannysullivan) September 7, 2016

Plus, it left the iPhone 7 screen just how we all like it: fragile AF.

They should've made it floor resistant instead #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/y06IPTMivy — ComedyRepliers (@comedyrepliers) September 7, 2016

Apparently, people are also pretty upset about the hefty price tag that comes along with this phone...

"Hey, you gonna get the iPhone 7?" Me: pic.twitter.com/IbNeJVFPpd — Ol' QWERTY Bastard (@TheDiLLon1) September 9, 2016

...and Twitter users have been making all sorts of hilarious jokes about being too broke to afford one of these bad boys.

When I saw the price of the headphones. #AppleEvent #AirPods pic.twitter.com/rzJaTnVKGh — angie baby (@kindnessandfire) September 7, 2016

However, it appears the abundance of jokes related to selling a kidney are offending all of those who only have one left, thanks to the last iPhone drop.

Can we stop making Kidney jokes on iPhone 7? People who had already sold their Kidney for iPhone 6S are getting offended. — Ebuka Akara (@ebuka_akara) September 9, 2016

If you don't have enough dough to snag a 7, don't worry. You can always upgrade your iPhone 6 with a DIY rendition of the new design.

How to turn your old #iPhone into an iPhone 7 (via Facebook/Collective Noun) pic.twitter.com/2c0tcEL3Lg — Kraks TV™️ (@KraksTV) September 9, 2016

But I think it's safe to say we're all going to miss our old headphones...

Only 90s kids will remember when your headphones would catch your phone mid-drop #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/BxBHmJpDqB — Ethan Crayton (@Pokethmon) September 8, 2016

...even if they were annoying AF sometimes.

Only 90s kids will remember these #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/1tAAbwJwHb — Fantasyaga (@fantasyaga) September 8, 2016

RIP Jack. We'll never forget you.

RIP headphone jack, you're with the gods now #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/Xxiou1OuUb — NINE Demky (@DElVlKY) September 8, 2016

While there's no telling what the iPhone 8 will have in store for us...

Apple accidentally leaked an iPhone 8 advertisement.https://t.co/npYO2qN9FG#iPhone7 #Apple #iPhone7PreOrder pic.twitter.com/FtMTdBfiMC — David Delahunty (@Delahuntagram) September 9, 2016

...I think it's safe to assume we're going to start hearing a lot of iPhone 7-inspired rap songs soon.

'He wanted no strings attached like the #iPhone7' that's going to be the most played out line in Hip Hop this Xmas season — HumbleThePoet .com (@humblethepoet) September 8, 2016

Citations: 10+ Of The Funniest Reactions To The New iPhone 7 (Bored Panda)