Ole Miss QB Offered Date With Porn Star After Striking Out With Mia Khalifa
You would think Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly might be ashamed to show his face in public after getting put on blast a second time for trying to slide into former porn star Mia Khalifa's DMs, but, well, these young guns are hard learners.
For the second time in the span of a month, Kelly was called out by Khalifa after sliding into her DMs and shamelessly trying to get her to FaceTime with him.
YO, @OleMissFB, come get your man pic.twitter.com/FHT2UgU2j0 — Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) October 15, 2016
Now, you might say Chad Kelly is a hard-headed fool who clearly has no shame, but wait just a minute.
Tuesday, the vice president of Pornhub, a popular site for... just kidding, reportedly sent a letter to Chad Kelly offering him an opportunity to go on a proper date with an actual porn star!
Mia Khalifa is sitting there like, "lol heh?"
Pornhub's VP, Corey Price, reportedly wrote,
I'm not sure if there is a correlation between your attempts at wooing Mrs. Khalifa and your play on the field (rough loss this week at Arkansas), but we wanted to intervene and offer our assistance before you strike out for a third consecutive time.
Ouch.
Kelly continued,
I'd like to officially offer you an opportunity to go on a date with a porn star and learn how to best pick up women. Think of Pornhub as your dating coach. We can arrange a lovely dinner date with one of our beautiful porn stars and she can show you the ropes. You can try various pickup lines on her, see which ones work, which ones fall flat. She can offer guidance and break down the X's and O's of dating so you're best equipped for future situations.
I mean, bro, you should definitely learn from your mistakes with Mia Khalifa and take Pornhub up on their offer. You're young, Chad. There's still so much time to be remembered for something other than striking out with Mia Khalifa and throwing interceptions.
Kelly has reportedly deleted his Twitter account after his most recent shaming at the hands of Khalifa, but I hope the young man will take some time and figure it out soon.
Citations: Pornhub offers Chad Kelly date with porn star so he can take notes (Larry Brown Sports)