Michael Jordan Made An Absurd Video To Help Sell His Enormous Mansion

If by chance you have $14.855 million to spare, you should seriously consider copping Michael Jordan's mansion in Chicago.

Not only is it the Michael Jordan of cribs, but it's literally Michael Jordan's crib, and he's the GOAT!

This ridiculous video will make you realize you somehow need to get your racks up ASAP, and you'll also probably never get to live this luxuriously.

A 56,000-square-foot crib is almost too much for any family to live in -- except for Michael's. He needs to get the f*ck out of this shack and upgrade immediately.

Citations: MICHAEL JORDAN'S MANSION THE MOST FLAMBOYANT SALES PITCH EVER!! Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/24/michael-jordan-mansion-sale/#ixzz3pgw4pMC4 (TMZ)