Drake had no idea that he was starting a tragic epidemic among women when he said, “That’s the motto n*gga YOLO.” However, as much as this phrase is notoriously hated by anyone who is sane, I think there is something worse than YOLO: “Sorry I’m not sorry.”
Our generation of women is all about excusing its actions with this phrase. Seriously, we do the most obscure and socially unacceptable things and think it will be absolved by our explaining that we aren’t sorry with this “catchy” line.
By catchy, I mean it makes our ears bleed. I think we should all follow a simple rule. Before you do something, think: will you need to say, “sorry I’m not sorry” in order to salvage your dignity afterwards? If so, just don’t do it.
“Sorry I’m not sorry” really means “I actually am extremely sorry, but I am going to make it look like I’m not sorry so that I look like less of an assh*le.” I wouldn’t be surprised if a girl tweeted, “Just pushed my BFFAE off the Brooklyn Bridge!! LOLZ #SorryImNotSorry.” Here are some things that, under no circumstance, should be excused with “sorry I’m not sorry.”
Getting Eiffel-towered
Taking a mirror picture
Skipping your birth control
F*cking your best friend’s BF
Not getting an STD test
Not wearing deodorant
Being a 'Belieber'
Saying 'YOLO'
Getting gang-banged
Drunk driving
Meeting someone on Tinder
Grinding
Tweeting about your ex
Being as obnoxious and delusional as this girl
Being racist
Twerking in public
Going commando in a skirt
Shaving your head
Not shaving your legs
Not shaving your armpits
Having a crush on George Zimmerman
Doing coke to be skinny
Eating McDonald's sober
Getting face piercings
Eating your feelings
Not eating anything
Taking selfies on Instagram
Liking Pitbull
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